Heel Boy: 72 Photos of Connie
“It was a dark and stormy night when he sashayed into my office. Pulling a swig off my fifth of bourbon, I asked, ‘What can I do for you, sweet cheeks?’ He blushed, and stammered, ‘I need to hire you to find my manhood.’ Yeah, I figured that was what he was missing. I’m not one to take a case then spill the beans, so suffice to say, I had a foothold on his manhood in no time.”
